Friday, June 4, 2010
Anybody want a kid?
There is a catch though. She's a little bratty.
She will ask you why? at least one hundred times a day. Why are you eating a banana? Why are we driving? Why is it hot? Why are you wearing clothes? Why, why, why?
She has now learned to unbuckle her seat belt, which she does while driving down the road. She uses a booster seat which means she is buckled in with the seatbelt from the car, which is way easier to undo than a carseat seatbelt. Today I found myself face to face with her while driving down the road. She was standing up right behind my seat. I nearly had a heart attack.
She cannot ask for something only one time. Get me a bowl of cereal please becomes an urgent matter in 2.5 seconds. Mommy, I NEED cereal!
She tries to climb stair/ladder things at Old Navy. Then asks why she isn't allowed to.
I cannot stay mad at her, no matter how hard I try, which makes punishing her for being spawn of satan next to impossible.
On second thought, maybe I'll keep her. Get your own brat.