Wanted: Jingle writer

I see this commercial on Nickelodeon everyday and its so annoying. The one they like to play usually has five year old girls and when they talk its an adult's voice. So creepy. I looked the shoes up and they cost like $80, so the least they could do is come up with a better song. Hire a real advertising company. Seriously. This is the best video of it I could find and I think its the UK version. Even I could come up with a better jingle than this. The worst part is the shoes are hideous and Alana always says she wants them.

If you want a dumb song stuck in your head the rest of your life then watch this clip:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCXqyg7p_ow