Super Extra Glamorous

You may think that the glamorous side of motherhood starts when the baby is born and you have a little person who tries to pee on you and needs you to change their diapers and occasionally throws up on or near you. But you're wrong. It starts when you're 30 weeks pregnant and you cough/sneeze/breathe and come seriously dangerously close to peeing your pants. Like, really really really close. Scary close. That's when the real fun begins. And I still have 10 weeks of near-peeing my pants to go. I hope its just near-peeing and not actual peeing my pants. Fingers (and legs) crossed.