I'm not perfect

I'm not perfect. So sue me.

I don't fold laundry right out of the dryer, even though my mother-in-law insists that's how it should be done. It sits. On top of the dryer. For 3 - 5 days. On average.

I sometimes dream of assassinating Wow Wow Wubbzy. Usually about the tenth time we watch him in a 24 hour period.

Sometimes I think it would be easier to throw away the dirty dishes and buy new ones.

I find it hard to fake an interest in football. I don't care where Patrick Crayton is going.

I've eaten food I dropped on the floor. And I've let my kids eat it too. Five second rule still works right?

I don't wash my hair everyday. I don't always even shower everyday.

I don't always think other people's babies are cute. Rule of thumb: If you're not related to me I won't necessarily think your baby is cute. But I won't say its cute unless it is. No lies about baby cuteness. And I won't say something else either to avoid saying they're cute. She really takes your breath away. Or You don't see a baby like that everyday. If the kids not cute, I will remain silent. I guess cuteness is a matter of opinion. Everyone thinks their own baby is the cutest. I just happen to be right.

Yesterday I ate 4 granola bars before noon. They're too much like candy. Is it necessary to cover them in chocolate?

I said I hate Facebook and then I signed up for my own. Curiousity about other people's lives just got the best of me I guess.

Right now I'm doing this blog post instead of homework. My brain can only handle so much thinking in one 24-hour period.

I return at least half the gifts that my kids or I receive. I'm really picky. Sometimes I feel guilty but then I rationalize that the gift-giver would want me to enjoy the present, even if I'm just using the store credit as the present to buy something I like better.

I really want to go to Disneyland again next year. Even if that means spending half of our tax returns again. My ladies will only be small for a short time, and I want to go on as many vacations as possible with them.

Ava is making me rethink my previous opinion on kid leashes. As soon as you set her down she takes off. If we do go to Disneyland I am so buying one.

This is the second post I've done this week where all I did was list things. I guess I'm too lazy to write an actual post, I'd rather just list random thoughts. To be fair I've had this post saved in draft since the beginning of September, I just decided to post it today. I added some stuff and called it a day. So there.