Friday, May 21, 2010

Because I have kids

Someone just told me that the throw pillows on the couch taste sour.

At least half of the plates, bowls and underwear in my house have cartoon characters on them.

There are four different naked Barbies in my bathtub right now.

The top of my entertainment center has at least ten toys that have been confiscated for being too annoying.

The only band-aids in my house have princesses on them.

I've been a referee to a mean game of hopscotch. And Candy Land.

I've cut open six otter pops today.

I've also made one peanut butter sandwich with no crust and poured four bowls of cereal. In the orange bowl.

There are two episodes of Wow-Wow Wubbzy in my DVR list.

I know the theme songs to at least ten different cartoons. Spongebob. Wubbzy. Wonder Pets. Dora. Ni-hao Kailan. Backyardigans. Johnny Test. Diego. Max & Ruby.

I've seen every episode of Wow-Wow Wubbzy.

I just vacuumed half a pound of glitter off the couch.

I've watched two Pixar movies. Today.

I can vacuum while holding a baby. And mop. But not sweep.

I fold ten loads of laundry a week. And wash dishes 3 - 4 times a day.
I'm ready to go to sleep again and its only 2 pm.


5 comments:

chocoholic said...

You've got mad skills! haha. I worked as a full time babysitter last summer and decided I didn't want kids!

sEy said...

congratulations! you're a certified 100% good mom :)

Kathy Kloos said...

Been there, done that...with you

V said...

LOL! I love this post, your like superwoman mommy! My favorite one was about the princess bandaids.

JoJo said...

Haha oh boy! It's sad that the only band-aids in my home are princess band-aids too and I have no kids :-)

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