Valley of the naked dolls

Everywhere I look I see naked dolls. It's become an epidemic in our house. Naked Barbies and princesses litter the living room floor right now. Aurora, Ariel, Princess Tiana and Jasmine have all gone wild.

Alana's dolls just can't seem to keep their clothes on. Low standards probably. They must be hot. I should turn on a fan.

The only one who isn't naked is Mermaid Barbie. She physically can't take her clothes off. Her top is painted on and her bottom half is a tail. So she stands out a little from the rest. She's the only one with any morals.