The greatest smell in the whole world is a freshly bathed brand new baby. Their soft baby skin and clean fuzzy hair. Nothing compares. I bathe my dude every other day then I just sit with him on my lap for awhile and smell his head, trying to remember his babyness, before he starts to smell like a boy, stinky feet and sweat. Just stay little for a little while longer dude. For your mommy's sake. You can still be all serious at bathtime like you are now, as long as you still smell like a clean little baby afterwards.
Sometimes I have some profound crap to say. Other times you will be forced to look at pictures of my adorable children while I talk about how cute I know they are. I'm often prone to crazy run-on sentences and I enjoy starting sentences with the word "and". If you don't like that, well I don't care, cause I'm pretty sure the only one who reads this blog is my mom.