You have been there for me for as long as I can remember. I take you with me almost everywhere. You've been to Disneyland a couple of times. And to Wal-Mart. If you're not there then Dug definitely has to fill in. Gotta have a guard dog around at all times.
Then for a while you slept with me every night. My mommy had to search high and low for you at bedtime because I would put you to sleep in the craziest places. Member that time westerday when I put you in the oven of my princess kitchen? It took my mommy forever to find you that time. Good times.
Member that time westerday when I left you in the shopping cart at Wal-Mart and we almost didn't find you? That was a close call! Its a good thing my mommy went back for you or I would've been so sad!
You are irreplaceable. One of a kind. A super dog indeed. You and Dug make an unstoppable team. Two super dogs. Thanks for having my back. I'd be lost without you.
P.S. I know you're kind of getting a little dirty and worn out, but I promise I won't let my mommy wash you. Baths are for quitters!
P.P.S.And I promise to keep you far away from styrofoam, I know if affects your super powers!
Sometimes I have some profound crap to say. Other times you will be forced to look at pictures of my adorable children while I talk about how cute I know they are. I'm often prone to crazy run-on sentences and I enjoy starting sentences with the word "and". If you don't like that, well I don't care, cause I'm pretty sure the only one who reads this blog is my mom.