Ava's to do list

Ava's to-do list for today:

6:30 am - wake up, wake up Mommy (she doesn't need sleep)
6:35 - 6:45 am - roll around on living room floor, play with Mommy's cat slippers, stare at ceiling fan
6:45 am - poop
6:50 am - eat
7 am - go back to sleep
8:30 am - wake up refreshed, wiggle like crazy in swing till lazy Mommy picks me up
8:35 - 9:30 am - make scrunchy face/stick out tongue at Alana, roll around on floor trying to get into stuff I know I shouldn't (ha, ha, ha Mommy, you can't keep stuff away from me) , play with Mommy's cat slippers (they were looking delicious, maybe they taste good this time)
9:30 am - eat some pear and strawberry granola, my favorite kind! get baby food all over my face and cupcake bib, put my bib in my mouth to make an even bigger mess
9:40 am - roll around on floor once again, it really is one of my favorite pastimes, I can't begin to explain how fun it is
9:50 am - whine a little bit, this floor business is getting BORING, make scrunchy face/stick tongue out at mommy and Alana, maybe eat a little bit, then retire to my swing for a mid-morning catnap
10:30 - 11:15 am - wake up from refreshing catnap, wiggle like crazy when mommy comes to pick me up, eat a little to top off the belly, roll around on floor once again
11:15 - 11:45 am - Daddy is home for lunch! whine a little bit and pretend I hate rolling around on the floor to get a little sympathy from Daddy - then he will pick me up and I can sit in his lap and chew on some stuff
11:45 am - 12:15 pm - sit on Mommy's lap, still coasting sympathy wave I started when Daddy was home for lunch, arch my back a little bit like I want to go on floor, complain when I'm put down on floor, good times
12:15 - 1 pm - bounce around in awesome jumper, I can always count on it for a good time
1 - 1:10 pm - convince Mommy I'm starving, try to eat her arm to further prove my point
1:10 - 1:25 pm - sit in swing contemplating sleep, decide to poop instead, then make noises but don't actually cry until Mommy picks me up to check me
1:25 pm - get my diaper changed, try to roll away at least three times, try to eat diaper and wipes and complain if they're taken away from me
1:30 - 1:40 pm - roll around on floor for a little while, put everything within my reach in my mouth, rub my eyes to further convince Mommy I'm tired (she's so gullible, I could stay up for hours!)
1:40 pm - Mommy will put me in my swing again cause she thinks I'm tired, she's so crazy, I'm wide awake, I'll even scream and laugh to myself a little bit to further my point
1:41 - 3 pm - sleep
3 pm - what happened? i wasn't tired, who made me go to sleep? I must've been drugged or something! to prove my point I will stick out my bottom lip and make a sad crying face when Mommy comes to pick me up
3:05 -3:20 pm - eat a late lunch, nobody ever feeds me, I'm wasting away to nothing, you can hardly see my cankles anymore and my wrist rolls have virtually disappeared
3:20 - 4:30 pm - roll around on the floor, play with Alana and Mommy, scream, make my cutest scrunchy/tongue sticking out face ever, taste test everything that I can reach (you never know what's edible these days), practice trying to crawl (I've almost got my fat belly off of the floor, now I just have to work on keeping it up), pull off my socks (I really don't do this enough, why not?), roll onto tile then look confused as to how exactly I got there, try to eat legs of swing
4:30 - 4:45 pm - eat an early dinner, rolling around really works up an appetite, try to sit up a few times during my meal, just to keep Mommy on her toes
4:45 - 5:25 pm - jump around like crazy person in bouncer in kitchen while Mommy makes dinner, scream a little bit, talk jibberish and make scrunchy/tongue sticking out face, eat all attached toys on bouncer (bug is my favorite, he'll always have a special place in my heart)
5:30ish pm - Daddy is home!
5:30 - 6 pm - scream at him and then get into my seat for dinner, eat lots of food (carrots or some sort of mixed fruit are both sounding pretty good right now, followed by a teething cookie to be smeared all over my face)
6 - 6:15 pm - take a bath, get stinky feet washed, roll around while Mommy is trying to get me dressed, pretend I don't like getting lotion put on, get crazy hair brushed, eat brush
6:15 - 6:45 pm - roll around on floor, play with Daddy and Alana, maybe even Mommy, eat all of the toys on the floor, make scrunchy/tongue sticking out face at Daddy at least ten times (I know he secretly likes it even though he says its freaky), give some slobbery kisses and rub my eyes
6:45 - 7 pm - eat, mostly just to fill up my little belly for the long night ahead, pull on my ears to try and keep myself awake (I'm still undecided about cooperating at bedtime)
7 pm - Mommy will probably put me in my swing (she thinks I'm tired, she's so naive, I'm ready to party all night)
7:05 pm - go to sleep, there's probably nothing better to do anyway