Friday, January 22, 2010

Favorite quotes from The Office

I watched a few old episodes of The Office last night, which is currently my favorite show ever. I never get tired of watching the same episodes over and over again, no matter how recently I've seen them. Plus the new episode that was on last night was pretty much a compilation of clips of previous shows, which I didn't mind because they were all pretty funny. So here a few of my favorite quotes from The Office:

Abraham Lincoln once said, "If you are a racist, I will attack you with the north."

Imagine driving along and all of a sudden your cappa is detated.

Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I donno, I sing in the shower? Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me-- no, don't sue me. That is opposite the point I'm trying to make.

I am your host Michael Scott. And I just wanna tell you please, please do not drink and drive because you may hit a bump and spill the drink.

Oh I am taking responsibility. And it is up to me, to get rid of the curse, that hit Meredith, with my care. I am not superstitious, but I'm a little 'stitious

Myth: Three Americans every year die from rabies. Fact: Four Americans every year die from rabies.

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